Mitch Mustain Has A Message

Written by joshua vowles on .

"High. My name is Mitch Mustain, and I sniff my mom's panties. Don't I look cool and super suave with this killer stache man? This is why I transferred to U$C. I wanted to grow a stache, become a 3rd string quarterback, and be closer to my future profession as a smut dealer. Life is GREAT!!!"

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