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This week, it is FULL ON Tommy and Carlo. A story such as this is only dilluted when comment is added. For your enjoyment:
Tommy & Carlo In: One Night In South Bend
The epic adventure of Tommy Rees & Carlo Calabrese, their valiant battle versus the South Bend Police, and the cab hero.
Storified by The Subway Domer · Wed, May 09 2012 09:22:49
BREAKING NEWS: Jr. QB Tommy Rees and Sr. LB Carlo Calabrese both arrested by SPBD in early Thurs. hours.Observer Sports
To recap, last year’s starting QB at ND in jail for throwing intercpetions!!! http://bit.ly/ItgVon (okay, for alcohol stuff, whatever)Andrew Baeckstrom
I can’t tell when I wake up in a couple of hours if #FreeTommy or #DontFreeTommy will be a bigger hashtag. Wait, yes I canAndrew Baeckstrom
Rees preliminarily charged with resisting arrest, battery to law enforcement, minor consumption and public intoxication. 2 possible feloniesObserver Sports
Calabrese charged with disorderly conduct, a misdemeanor, and has already posted $150 bond and been released.Observer Sports
New SD! Tommy Rees And Carlo Calabrese ARRESTED: http://www.subwaydomer.com/2012-articles/may/tommy-rees-and-carlo-calabrese-arrested.html #NDFBThe Subway Domer
Got admire the kind of sacrifice Tommy Rees is making to cut down on his interceptions.The Subway Domer
In all fairness to Tommy Rees, the cop was wearing a South Florida hat.The Solid Verbal
In Tommy Rees’ defense, it was either that or play quarterback at Notre Dame.Adam Jacobi
Reports indicate that Tommy Rees flew into a rage after seeing the police officer’s vehicle model – http://image.automobilemag.com/f/28888805+w750+st0/2012-ford-taurus-police-interceptor-front-three-quarters-static.jpgsir broosk
@TheSubwayDomer ALL the decision making! The kids a natural at getting picked off even by law enforcementShane DeLeon
Rees was trying to one-up his sister in the state of Indiana. Next stop… IOWA MOTHERFUCKAS!!! #FreeTommyThe Subway Domer
@jasongatties Because when you think of "Thug Life," Tommy Rees is right up there. With his sister. #FreeTommyThe Subway Domer
(But seriously, Tommy Rees, if I had to wake up in Indiana every day I would have thrown a bulldozer at someone long ago.)edsbs
Tommy Rees, YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!Matt Quirion
My initial reaction to the Tommy Rees news: http://gifs.gifbin.com/092009/1251885214_hes_not_the_father.gifTy Hildenbrandt
@TheSubwayDomer seems like the events of last night warrant an update to your avatar. Orange jumpsuit?ATX Progress
@BillisKing son was witness. Cops called to house party out of control by neighbors. Rees attacked cop who tried to arrest himKing louie xiv
To be fair, Rees was looking for any kind of points to get an edge in the QB battle, including Fulmer Cup points.NDtex
Golson & Hendrix would have been able to outrun the cops.GB
@okerland But Rees doesn’t run FROM danger. He runs TO it.Matt Quirion
Not sure why we’re all surprised, we’ve all known Tommy’s decision making and escapability weren’t his strongest pointsSteve G
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY TEACHING AT ND??!! No photos or videos of it all? What, no cell service in the Bend? #FreeTommyThe Subway Domer
@HLS_NDtex It’s as if Rees just handed it all away to the competition.Matt Quirion
Kelly’s guys would never get arrested.GB
Just imagine the color purple… emanating from Brian Kelly’s face at the moment.Matt Quirion
BK: "Tommy, no, I said I want to see you in the fall with the first offense.. Not with your first OFFENCE." @jdubs88 @TheSubwayDomer11:11
@HLS_NDtex Rees kicked the cop. Even Tommy knew he couldn’t connect with his arm. @PootNDMatt Quirion
I’m going to own Twittermania this week, y’all. So y’all can just quit.Matt Quirion
South Bend police captain Phil Trent said #NotreDame QB Tommy Rees "actively resisted" officers’ attempts to capture him.Brian Hamilton
South Bend police captain Phil Trent said #NotreDame QB Tommy Rees is charged with felony battery to a police officer. Arraignment today.Brian Hamilton
His arrest and his ability to turn the ball over make Tommy Rees the best example of the self-destructive nature of man I’ve seen in 10 daysMatt Quirion
@Kelevader That’s a good point. I really do feel bad for Tommy. I just think the state of NDFB is swimming in ridiculousness. @oaknd1Matt Quirion
@Kelevader @mquirion even Yeatman wasn’t treated as funny and he never played. this is just twisted.Tim O’Connor
@oaknd1 yeah. Relative to other incidents, this reaction is very different. Even if just Carlo had been arrested, it’d be angry. @KelevaderMatt Quirion
Prosecutors say #NotreDame QB Tommy Rees will plea via video monitor from jail at noon CT today. Story on arrest here: http://trib.in/JgsNq4Brian Hamilton
For perspective, yesterday was last day of classes at ND. Finals begin Monday. Weather was warm. This was fish-in-a-barrel time for police.John Walters
“@HLS_News: http://bit.ly/IoLoid updated story, Rees "not terribly violent", was part of larger group” oh boy folks. Here we go again.The Biscuit
@mquirion @Kelevader @oaknd1 Oh yeah, cops are very quick to arrest now. Starting going down that way while I was there. Killed Rally.NDtex
I’m tapped out on Tommy Rees jokes. Engage: Full and total suspicion of behavior of SBPD until given reason to feel otherwise.Matt Quirion
@ndIRISHlc19 @thesubwaydomer @4leafclovergirl I mean, until we know more can’t say for sure, but seems safe to say he goneNDEddieMac
@NDEddieMac @ndIRISHlc19 @thesubwaydomer @4leafclovergirl based on details coming out now "assault" happened while running away. Won’t stickNDtex
…in other news: Big shipment of organic photosynthesizers arrived at the stadium today. http://pic.twitter.com/vwY5NT3tTim O’Connor
@HLS_Biscuit GA3 juked them all outNDtex
@HLS_NDtex @ItsTripp The felony charges are a joke, IMHO.Candice
I’m glad Carlo kept his cool. We need him. There, I said it.Candice
Just waking up. Unreal.The Golden Sons
MT @MaloneMK: SB police: Rees and 4 others were trying to hop a fence when cops arrived. Cops told them to stop. Rees was only one that ran.Jake Brown
Rees, at age 19, most serious charge is public intoxication, possession. Calabrese arrest sounds like SBPD being SBPD.John Walters
And no way that "kick" hurt that cop. We all saw the attempted punt against Wake last seasonSteve G
We can all still agree that SBPD is the absolute worst, right?Steve G
I can’t believe we were trying to run the spread with a QB who couldn’t out-run the SBPD.Matt Quirion
Uhhhh. RT @MaloneMK: At one point, Calabrese allegedly told officers, "my people will get you," according to SB police reports.Jake Brown
@mquirion @jdubs88 @GrantlandX And students are at the mercy of St. Joe County/South Bend/Indiana/excise police rather than RAs and rectors.Bobby McKenna
As we all tweet about Rees, the great crime of who punched Jimmy Clausen in the mug goes unsolved…John Walters
Suddenly "kicking" by Tommy Rees has turned into "lifted a knee." And that’s probably hyperbole too.Matt Quirion
S.Bend police say #NotreDame LB Carlo Calabrese then ordered to go back to crowd, then allegedly made "My people will get you" comment.Brian Hamilton
Do we bust on Carlo for the "My people will get you" comment (which is so Jersey and so hilarious) or commend him for defending teammate?Steve G
@PootND It’s awesome in every wayNDEddieMac
See, now some enterprising Domer needs to print 1,000 "My People Will Get You" t-shirts w/pic of Carlo on back. Action shot, preferably.John Walters
Tommy Rees is such a intimidating figure that I can totally see the need to pepper spray himSteve G
The nice thing is that South Bend cops have eliminated all other major crimes, so underage drinking is the only thing left to do.Chris W.
Was anyone around to see Carlo’s family congratulating him when he was released for taking his first pinch like a man?Steve G
Breaking: SBPD does not understand the definition of "caused"Steve G
If anything, we will forever have Carlo’s gold of "my people are going to get you". If the student body doesn’t latch on to this: they fail.NDtex
In conclusion, SBDP can go rightly fuck themselves as usual. #FightRealCrimeNDtex
Hearing that the charges against Tommy Rees will be dropped by the South Bend PD because the chief is a big Michigan fan.sir broosk
full story on football arrests, including police details: http://bit.ly/Ip0jJuMary Kate Malone
Will be a hilarious circle of internet insanity if SB prosecutors decide to drop the assault charges at 1pm.NDtex
The irony of a USC writer calling out Brian Kelly for 3-4 arrests over 2 off-seasons is just so so deliciousSteve G
@HLS_NDtex @HLS_Biscuit you guys obviously know Kelly’s style better than I do. If you say he’s got control, I’ll take your word.Scott Enyeart
Every FSU quarterback also assaulted a police officer yesterday, but it’s ok because that’s just part of spring practice in Tallahassee.sir broosk
Statement from ND head coach Brian Kelly: "I am aware of last night’s incident involving two of our football players. I am of course …Brian Hardin
"… very concerned given the nature of the allegations, but I am still gathering information. I’ll withhold judgment until I can …Brian Hardin
… "collect all the facts and speak with both Carlo and Tommy."Brian Hardin
How did George Gipp get along with SBPD?Steve in Iowa
Can we discuss the SBPD officer that was fat and out-of-shape enough to get winded chasing Tommy Rees?Steve G
Updated story: Rees’ charges reduced to four misdemeanors. http://bit.ly/IuNAK9Dan Murphy
Most important lesson to learn from Tommy Rees? Kids these days don’t know how to do a Duke Brother’s hoodslide. For shame America.NDEddieMac
If Notre Dame loses to St. John’s, it will be the biggest crime committed by a ND athlete today.Sean Keeley
Police Report: When trying to escape, Rees’ path was blocked by a cab driver who heard officer chasing Rees. Officer caught up to Rees.Angelo Di Carlo
Police Report: Rees then kneed the officer in the chest. officer lost his wind. cab driver grabbed rees to prevent him from getting away.Angelo Di Carlo
A cab driver is the one who sacked Tommy Rees. Comments??krista fogelsong
Media pestering John Goodman at his house where the incident occured: http://www.wsbt.com/videogallery/69733149/News/MIDDAY-UPDATE-Notre-Dame-players-arrested#gl-0 #sentthempackingGrantland X
Next on "Vigilante Cab." RT @ChiTribHamilton: According to prosecutors, a passing cab driver grabbed Rees…"to keep him from running away."Matt Hinton
