Jeweled Shillelagh Haiku Throwdown

Wittick predicts win,

Tuitt and Kap take offense,

Chocolate 9 PAIN.

Te'o is the rock,

Where championships are built,

Recognize greatness.

Fine weather in Troy,

Good day for an ass whoop-ing,

Irish win, no doubts.

Heisman in the works,

Manti will not be denied,

Legend, Number 5.

Saturday, just win,

Haters think irrelevant,

some mark-ass bitches.

Must get jewels back

Before they're sold to pay for

Kiffin's next recruit.

Notre Dame we love

19 long years we waited

Trojans have no chance

Want to be "that man"

When Wood's "in a foot race" &

Punch Blog Davie's arm.

After burning Troy

Judgment comes to ESS EEE SEE

Colin Cowherd weeps.

Remember long ago

I do, 19 years or so

Irish beat SC.

Might have been our fate

To toil and despair and hate

These years of 19.

But now no more, lads

We've passed the kinds of days bad

The kind where we scream.

We're undefeated

Simply cannot be beaten

By silly Kiffy.

The crystal ball waits

And THAT, sirs, is our true fate

To Be Number One.

The game this weekend

TROJANS again, be beaten

And then, we'll have fun.

This is our one quest

The battle to be the best

IRISH ARE #1!

Trick shot on Monday, Feast on Thanksgiving Day, Friday, clean up mess

Date with Destiny Sure has been a long time, right? Hope she din't get fat

Pat calls Lane Sunday

"You can clean out your office,

but leave the stap'ler"

Have to go to work,

will think of more later on,

Irish bring the pain.

Redshirt freshman thinks,

Trojans win; fuck that shit, our

Date with Destiny.

Sorry SEC,

The "Cousins Bowl" ain't happ'ning.

See you on 1/7.

Max thinks he can win?

Manti disagrees, but says

"Thanks for the 5 picks."

Trojans have long day

Golson hangs six scores on 'em

Monte has no clue.

Max has a big mouth

He too gets helmet in back

And will need aspirin

Kiffin is a douche. Tuitt and Lou smash Wittek. 12 and OH bitches!