eagles:

... most hapless team the Irish will face this fall. The Eagles are brutally bad on both sides of the football and claim just a single victory against a I-A opponent. On their home field two ...

So, it's being reported by just about every NFL outlet that Brian Kelly talked with the Philadelphia Eagles after the BCS Championship game.  And @jayglazerhas reported Eagles' ...

... that Brian Kelly was returning to Notre Dame after buying the Philadelphia Eagles a Cosmo up at the bar.  ALL YOU ASSHOLES MUST PAY.  ...